The Ultimate Enemy~

I've made an ultimate enemy for the last 3 days.

He was once my so-so enemy only because i don't usually see him! Well, i don't see him at all even when i needed him for my Bio!
But things got out of hand recently after cny.. Grr..
Farting everywhere and invading my privacy, HIM!
Who else if not The Culprit Cockroache! =((

Now i get Ng's phobia on Flying Cockroaches. I guess it'll top the most awful situation IF i am to be surrounded with flying cockroaches..omgeeeee! >.<

I've "bumped" into 9 cockroaches in different parts of my house in the span of 3 days! THRREEEE DAYS!
yet NON of my family members bumped into them.. =(( That makes me like a "lucky" cockroach hunter.
LOL
So what do i do when i meet the destroyer-by-farting enemy?
First, of course is to SHOUT! DUH..its common reaction..XD
Second, i just stood there, trying not to move myself for fear it'll move and really bump to my feet!*this had happened before..conclusion: cockroach is stupid*
Third, i ask the enemy to stay where he is! Pointing at him like how a policewoman will.  It sorta works to those obedient ones.
Fourth, breathing all the cockroach-fartsie air around me to shout to my dad asking for HELP!! >.<""
Though i'm a "lucky" hunter, i don't kill because i can't. I....just can't.
The sight of my enemy makes me cringe! And the awesome air he farted, *i don't know whether cockroach farts or not but he SMELLS so be it!* just made my bedroom a slight more wangi....not! UGH! terrible crime he did....indeed.

Just have to type about this here. This encounterment sort of broke my records of my history with cockroaches so bear with me! =PP

Till then..for more decent post!